Jokes related to my poor English13 Apr 2015
cydu: Execuse me, could you please tell me how can I get XXX? San: Baba, baba, baba, ....
After ten minitues.
cydu: Sorry, can you speak English? I can't speak German. San: I have been speaking English all the time.
IMO: Chinese guy’s English are much better than European. Because only Chinese can understand my English.
Cydu: How many languages can you speak? Helena: 5, English, German, French, Italian and Chinese. Ivan: only 3, Russian,German and English. Cydu: 1.5, one Chinese and half English.
March 11, 19:00
San: Dinner? Cydu: OK, go!
March 12, 12:30
Cydu: Dinner? San: No. Cydu: Why not? San: Lunch.
San: How big is your apartment? Cydu: It's about 70 kilometres. San: Really? Cydu: Yes, 70.8 kilometres, it's enough for me. San: Bigger than the city? Cydu: Oh, 70 square metres.
Cydu: Why there are so many Holidays in Switzerland? I really don’t like to **cook myself**.
Bu neng zai shuo le, shuo duo le dou si lei!